What Your Favorite Blog Says About You
- Gawker: You tell your friends jokes about their ethnicities and sexual orientations. They grin and say “Bitch!” and pretend to smack you.
- Huffington Post: Most of your pleasures are guilty pleasures.
- Daily Kos: You own a “Disappearing Civil Liberties” mug.
- Laughing Squid: You own an unconventional bicycle.
- BuzzFeed: Your giggle is too high-pitched.
- Gizmodo: You correct people in conversations that you overhear in public.
- Lifehacker: You know where your pens are.
- Kotaku: Your girlfriend says, “At least when you read a book, you come away having learned something.”
- Mashable: Your Facebook feed is all “likes” of news articles you’ve read.
- TechCrunch: You “network”.
- Jezebel: You convinced your mom to leave your dad, and she’s never been happier.
- Boing Boing: You’ve voted for a satirical political candidate.
- Perez Hilton: You were bullied in high school.
- TreeHugger: You feel bad about how long you take in the shower.
- Hipster Runoff: Your friends squint at you a lot after you say things.
- The Daily What: You like to borrow your friends’ pets.
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[NSFW] Love-making, in M.B.A lingo
She really had taken her M.B.A course to heart. Sex for her was like a business model.
We did some swift, efficient asset stripping, carried out the required amount of research and development, and then I was invited to position my product in her niche market. I did my best to satisfy her high demand with as much supply as I could muster. After a period of violently fluctuating market penetration, the bubble finally burst and we sank back, our sales forces completely spent.
“I’ll show you your room,” she said ten seconds after the market had collapsed.
I’m a big fan of Wodehouse, specially the Jeeves series. Although the plots of most of the books remain the same (featuring a damsel in distress, a chivalrous hero, a really smart butler and a really terrifying aunt), his language makes me chuckle out loud every time I read them.
This excerpt is from A year in the merde; a novel which in its comic relief is superb even for Wodehouse fans like me (except perhaps if you’re a French). I’m only halfway through, but if you like reading humour this should be on top of your list.
If you can’t win an argument…
Chacho’s grandma has some advice for you!
Not sure if we completely agree with her on the Instagram one, but we like her anyway.
Chacho’s Grandma Has Advice for You
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